Major Melons Review

Everyone loves a slut, but when they have huge hooters, everyone loves them all the more and on Major Melons you get some big racks and a whole lot of hot hardcore to get off on.

MajorMelons is a DVD site and the titles aren't exclusive. When you first login, you have to bypass an upsell for live cams, but otherwise the members' area is free from too many ads and it's fairly well-organized. I think the site could add a search and filter system, but you won't get lost inside and you can search content by category, pornstar and by studio. The first thing you might notice inside the site is the tally of 1,973 videos and 697 hours of viewing. While this is all true, it is actually a tally of every movie on the site and not just the hooter content. There are 253 big tit titles at the moment. There aren't any content dates, so when new DVDs are added is a bit of a mystery, but a couple of months ago there weren't nearly as many tit flicks as there are now.

The site also delivers loads of knockers in their photo section. There are around 1,179 sets and each one contains anywhere between 30 and 220 really crisp 1200x800 images. Some are glamour shots and others tend to be on the more amateur side, but the babes are generally hot and the tits are always tasty. The smallest boobs are probably a C-cup, but most of these hos serve up D-sizes or greater. There is an online viewer, but if you want to save pictures, then you will have to download one image at a time because Zip files aren't available.

Some of the DVD series include Knockers, Twin Peaks, Hooter Nation and Titty Mania. Studios vary and of course the style of any film will depend on the studio. Most DVD fans will be familiar with content produced by Colossal Entertainment, Heatwave and Acid Rain. There are plenty of pornstars and lots of white, black, and even plump amateurs showing off their big bad boobs, giving titjobs or just generally getting fucked in all ways and in all holes. Action consists of a very wide variety and jizz flies all over gigantic juggs or at least in the direction of a pretty mouth.

The majority of videos are offered up as Flash steams (2000kbps, 720x525) and WMV (2000kbps, 640x480), MP4 (400kbps, 320x240) and 3GP (dial-up) downloads. Older movies are only available in Windows Media format, but at least half the titles come with the multiple format options. The quality is pretty good, but once you start getting into films from the 1980s, then you start to lose a bit of resolution and not because the formats offered aren't good, but the original films are a touch grainy.

Final Verdict

Major Melons is a great deal for tit lovers. However, there are many DVD titles and tit series that appear on many video archive sites and if you've been a member to any of them, then you've probably come across many of the same films. However, the one thing I love about this archive is that the content is primarily geared to the tit enthusiast and there are hours of video with hot, big-breasted babes who only want one thing: to get you off!